Neighbor Quote by Donald Shaw

“A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided to stop watering my living room carpet. Honk if…

— Jarod Kintz

“car's in the garage because I cleaned it out. Like I said, I couldn't sleep." "What was there to clean?" I ask. "Your car…

— J.M. Darhower

“The engine of my car is so powerful I could wash dishes under the hood. But that’d be pretty absurd, since I keep the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Nobody ever washes a rental car.”

— Scott J. Simmerman Ph.D

“I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Did you know that there are $4,000 washing machines? Seriously. If a washer is $4,000 I want it to get the laundry out of…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“Need help washing other places?” “Yeah. I’m really dirty.” “I can’t believe you said that with a straight face.” “I can’t believe you’ll do…

— S.E. Jakes

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”

— Jarod Kintz

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In…

— Anonymous

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and…

— Jarod Kintz

“At home I'm clean. Like it never happened. Tell them you saw me. Tell them...you saw me.”

— Sarah Kane

“Bex...why did you buy an inflatable canoe?' 'It's for you to lie on. Or something.' 'And a watering can?' 'I couldn't find a plant…

— Sophie Kinsella