Computers Quote by Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“Did you know that there are $4,000 washing machines? Seriously. If a washer is $4,000 I want it to get the laundry out of my room and bring it back folded after it made me coffee told me it likes my hair.” quote by Stephanie Pearl-McPhee — Download Open image

““Did you know that there are $4,000 washing machines? Seriously. If a washer is $4,000 I want it to get the laundry out of my room and bring it back folded after it made me coffee told me it likes my hair.””

Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

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