I explain at the parties that I believe knitting is a transformative and intriguing act that can change the life and brain… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
In the nineteeth century, knitting was prescribed to women as a cure for nervousness and hysteria. Many new knitters find this sort… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
“I make a habit of setting aside some time each evening to take out my knitting and work quietly on it, happily… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
You know you knit too much when ... You will check out a book from the library just because you heard that… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
There are twice as many knitters as golfers in North America. Still, if you walk into any airport in North America, you… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
If you have time to knit, if you've taken up knitting, it means you're not worried about the essential stuff. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
It turns out I will buy any yarn, even yarn I will never use, if the store discounts it by more than… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
A plain sock by itself is terribly boring, but it could score points by having a clever stitch pattern, or maybe by… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
“It turns out that I will buy any yarn, even yarn I will never use, if the store discounts it by more… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
You know you knit too much when ... You take knitting to a wedding, in case there's a little time before the… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
The chances of running out of yarn on a project are directly related to the difficulty that you will have getting more. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
Some knitters say that they buy yarn with no project in mind and wait patiently for the yarn to "speak" to them.… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
If you were ever dumped after knitting a guy a sweater, consider the possibility that the problem was with the sweater, not… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
It is some kind of miracle that all knitting is constructed of only two stitches: knit and purl. Sure, you throw in… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
It's only knitting and it's one of the few times in your life when there are no bad consequences to a mistake. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
Knitters just can't watch TV without doing something else. Knitters just can't wait in line, knitters just can't sit waiting at the… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
“ Knitting is still trying to teach me That no matter how well you knit, looking at your work too closely isn't… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
When people see me knitting, I tell them I'm a knitter. Not the sort of knitter they may have run into before,… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
SABLE- A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
When you are knitting socks and sweaters and scarves, you aren't just knitting. You are assigning a value to human effort. You… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
Since I became a knitting humor writer, I seem to be understood a little better - at least for the purposes of… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
I explain at the parties that I believe knitting is a transformative and intriguing act that can change the life and brain of the… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
In the nineteeth century, knitting was prescribed to women as a cure for nervousness and hysteria. Many new knitters find this sort of hard… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
Achieving the state of SABLE is not, as many people who live with these knitters believe, a reason to stop buying yarn, but for… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
The people who think I'm famous are knitters. Most of my life, I'm wildly unrecognized. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
“I make a habit of setting aside some time each evening to take out my knitting and work quietly on it, happily relaxing. I… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
You know you knit too much when ... You will check out a book from the library just because you heard that one of… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
There are twice as many knitters as golfers in North America. Still, if you walk into any airport in North America, you can find… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
If you have time to knit, if you've taken up knitting, it means you're not worried about the essential stuff. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
It turns out I will buy any yarn, even yarn I will never use, if the store discounts it by more than 50 percent. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
A plain sock by itself is terribly boring, but it could score points by having a clever stitch pattern, or maybe by being made… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
