“So you went to the doctor. What did he say? - He said I have to start killing people like my boss and my wife. - WHAT? - Well, not in those exact words. He said I need to reduce… — Donald Shaw Copy Share Image
“I love to ask strangers if I can pet their dog. If they say yes, I freeze for a moment and respond: “I will… — Donald Shaw Copy Share Image
“Where do I find a perfect man? - It depends… First, you need to understand what ‘PERFECT’ means to you. - I want a… — Donald Shaw Copy Share Image
“I was washing my car when my neighbor walked by. He looked at me and said: - You washing your car? I did not… — Donald Shaw Copy Share Image
“So you went to the doctor. What did he say? - He said I have to start killing people like my boss and my… — Donald Shaw Copy Share Image
“I just read that 5,113,275 people got married last year. Math was not exactly my favorite subject at school, but shouldn't that be an… — Donald Shaw Copy Share Image
