You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality". — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If barbie isnt a slut then why do people have to buy her boyfriends????? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there's something funny about people who laugh in the face of convention or surprise us morally. — Phoebe Waller-Bridge Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In this book I do not intend to give a blow-by-blow description of a sex bout: I find them inartistic, clinical and… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's funny: when the press knows someone's gonna say something stupid, they're quick to pass them a mic and put a camera… — Damon Dash Copy Share Image
“I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That's, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone's ever said."… — Claire LaZebnik Copy Share Image
If pre-marital sex amounts to marriage, then it is the only wedding which is not attended by any of the relatives! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
What is extraordinary about the character of Edna - and I speak as though I am completely outside this character and I… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or… — George Cukor Copy Share Image
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
