Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. — Alan Dundes Copy Share Image
The quick and the dead are all the same. Everyone's just looking for home. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The best thing about a heat wave is constantly having the illusion you're getting exercise. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Question: Have you ever had a crush on your ex? Answer: Wayyyyyy to many times — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but no one in Brave Heart carried one.~M.J. McGuire — MJ McGuire Copy Share Image
I have always sensed the exhilaration and independence of being self-propelled. Besides, you can jog while pushing a baby carriage. Maybe I'm… — Nina Kuscsik Copy Share Image
When Jack Black and I started Tenacious D, there were about two seconds in the beginning when we thought maybe we'd have… — Kyle Gass Copy Share Image
Somebody once said that my look was like if Aileen Wuornos got acquitted and got a book deal. And I was like,… — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
An enGineering Student went & proposed a girl Girl : What can u do to make me love you ? Boy :… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're very welcome," she said, giving my hair a hard tug. "You should be used to being gawked at by now." "And… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Well, well, well,” Santa said once the elf had retreated. “Come and sit on my lap, little boy.” This Santa’s beard was… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
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