Funny Quote by R.J. Anderson Download Open image ““I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her?”” — R.J. Anderson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
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“I caught Faraday's face between my hands and broke off the kiss, breathless. "I've just thought of something," I said. "Something we haven't tried."… — R.J. Anderson Copy Share Image
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“So I pushed the bitterness down, into the black pit of my stomach along with my regret and my grief and my fear, and… — R.J. Anderson Copy Share Image
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