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Once you know who you are and to whom you are linked, you will know what to do — Epictetus Copy Share Image
*Follows Dreams* *Wait for few hours* *Dreams dont follow back* *Unfollows dreams* — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't know what to say, except I love Ryan Dunn and I'm really going to miss him. — Steve-O Copy Share Image
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne Copy Share Image
It was funny to run into girls I knew after the movie came out because they would say, 'I saw you on… — Adam Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I always wondered, like, you know how you go to the family barbecue, and your uncle is that funny guy that you… — Brendan Schaub Copy Share Image
If you've fallin asleep during a movie...you're no longer watching the movie the movie is watching you...wishing it could go to sleep… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment Copy Share Image
“P—Jamie!” I called. He waded back toward me. “I’m starting to think my name is Pajamie.” “Your name should be Pajerky. You… — Diana Peterfreund Copy Share Image
I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you look at the comedies that are out there, 99 per cent of the time, men are the heroes. It's often… — Audrey Tautou Copy Share Image
