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I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
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God dwells in His creation and is everywhere indivisibly present in all His works. He is transcendent above all His works even… — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
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