Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls if we hurt them we apologize, if they hurt us we also apologize. — William Yap Copy Share Image
I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans. — Jrue Holiday Copy Share Image
You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid — Zlatan Ibrahimovic Copy Share Image
Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
The most effective copyright protection known to man: a scratched CD — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I think that sometimes, romantic comedies have to be really broad, and that the plot of people falling in and out of… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
It's so funny because if you tweet your lyrics and then you hear it in a song next week, you're like, 'Hey… — Ester Dean Copy Share Image
We are told that Sin consists in acting contrary to God's commands, but we are also told that God is omnipotent. If… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
The music in Haiti is all tied up in voodoo and African rhythm, and so there's this funny thing: go to a… — Win Butler Copy Share Image
You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small… — Asheya Copy Share Image
I do see things that are funny on the net. I Googled myself the other day and found out that I was… — David Crosby Copy Share Image
I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
