I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Nothing comes free. Nothing. Not even good, especially not good. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute and asking them for a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless Your Name Is GOOGLE, Stop Acting You Fucking Know Everything... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Bobby Ball, who plays my dad in 'Not Going Out,' is very funny. He has a magical sense for comedy that nobody… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Whispers followed me down the hall. Ignoring them was harder than I´d imagined. Every Cell in my body demanded that I confront… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Confidence is a funny thing, and sometimes that's all you need is just that little bit to elevate you to the next… — DeAndre Yedlin Copy Share Image
“Well, Nero," Genghis said, "I just wanted to give you this rose-a small gift of congratulations for the wonderful concert you gave… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Dear Vagina,I clean you, I give you hair cuts,I let you wear lace,I give you daily massages.. And you return the favor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
