Funny Quote by Fran Lebowitz Download Open image “No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million.” — Fran Lebowitz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Learning Love Millions Stealing
In America, if you don't do a 100 million dollars, you've done nothing. — Norman Spinrad Copy Share Image
I get $100,000 a picture and if I don't work, that means that's $100,000 I don't make. — Van Heflin Copy Share Image
If someone gives you $1,000,000 you'd better become a millionaire so you can keep the money. Success doesn't want to hang around incompetent people. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone's worth $100 million if Michael Jordan wasn't, but hey, that's what Abe Pollin thought I was worth, and if someone… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
I have $100 billion… You realize I could spend $3 million a day, every day, for the next 100 years? And that's if I… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn 100 million into $110 million is inevitable. — Edgar Bronfman, Jr Copy Share Image
No one makes a million dollars with minimal effort unless they win the lottery. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
For every dollar you give away, you'll get a hundred back. And for every buck you steal, you'll lose a thousand. — Albert R. Broccoli Copy Share Image
I guess if you're a normal person and all of a sudden you're getting $10 million a year, it can go to your head. — Andrew Bogut Copy Share Image
Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“lack, or loutish and crass kollective is a program dedicated to the proposition that vulgarity and bad taste are an inalienable right. the lackies,… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
The first time I ever saw platform shoes in the '70s, I knew they'd been revived from the '40s, and I felt sickened. And… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image