[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to,… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
What's the point of being young if you're not going to make new things, I wonder? — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn. You see, advice and lovelorn… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
If you read a lot, nothing is as great as you've imagined. Venice is - Venice is better. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend.… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it.… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it.… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I love being in love. I don't think anything compares with it, though I consider it very disruptive. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“lack, or loutish and crass kollective is a program dedicated to the proposition that vulgarity and bad taste are an inalienable right. the lackies,… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
The first time I ever saw platform shoes in the '70s, I knew they'd been revived from the '40s, and I felt sickened. And… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
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