Jeanne Calment

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

— Jeanne Calment

I'm not afraid of anything.

— Jeanne Calment

I think I will die laughing.

— Jeanne Calment

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

— Jeanne Calment

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.

— Jeanne Calment

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

— Jeanne Calment

I'd like to go to the Moon.

— Jeanne Calment

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

— Jeanne Calment

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

— Jeanne Calment

I didn't like mundane life.

— Jeanne Calment

When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and…

— Jeanne Calment

I wait for death and journalists.

— Jeanne Calment

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

— Jeanne Calment

[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.

— Jeanne Calment

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

— Jeanne Calment

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

— Jeanne Calment

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

— Jeanne Calment

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

— Jeanne Calment

My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.

— Jeanne Calment

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

— Jeanne Calment

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

— Jeanne Calment

All babies are beautiful.

— Jeanne Calment

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

— Jeanne Calment

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.

— Jeanne Calment

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

— Jeanne Calment