Beginning of all knowledge comes from humility. — A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada Copy Share Image
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it. — J Robert Oppenheimer Copy Share Image
The truth about who we really are, beyond all appearances, is knowledge worth seeking. — Dzogchen Ponlop Rinpoche Copy Share Image
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. — La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wanted to send you something nice that would make you smile but the postman told me to get out of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really have a talent. I can't sing or act or dance or perform, those talents. All I can do is… — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
You're a kid, your whole life is awesome. It's awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing,… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Some things are so tragic that you don't know what's funny in it, and some things are so ridiculous you don't know… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
“Looking up at Max he asked, “Do you recommend anything?” He kept his eyes low and to the table, trying but failing… — Shawn Kirsten Maravel Copy Share Image
Counting down till Halloween so I can scare the little kids that knock at my door with my ultimate Saw mask for… — Mariana Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'm embarrassed because I think it's a funny show, but I could imagine there being a snootiness about… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because… — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
