THERES THIS, one person. & there so beautiful. God must have made them perfectly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Double Sword Tavern.” Tristan said, reading out loud. “Sounds charming and inviting.” — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul. — William Archibald Spooner Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a born again anything; I was Born, OK the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you say the entire alphabet just because you can't remember what letter comes next — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“You're a big boy, No. You'll figure something out. Just make sure it includes the groveling." -Abby It come to all of… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me that you don't like me, what bothers me is that you are hypocritical and PRETEND to like me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Would you like to hold my sword?" He asked the question with a gleam in his eyes. Lucy burst out laughing. At… — Kimberly Kinrade Copy Share Image
“Come on, you guys. I know you want to line up to hug this motherfucker here. Don’t be shy. My awesomeness is… — Tijan Copy Share Image
Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell… — Kevin Barry Copy Share Image
“He picked up the sketchbook, turning it so she could see his work - a gorgeous rendition of a stone bridge they'd… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
