A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Awkward Moment When You Have More Information In Your Facebook News Feed Than Your Local News Paper — Sergio Cortes Copy Share Image
Only those who ask for more can get more and only those who know there is more, ask. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
Once you go black you never go back and once you go white then everything right — Takia Weddle Copy Share Image
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
When you have something to do life will not allow you to ove foward until you do it. — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
It is good for us to get into the Word, but it is MUCH BETTER for the Word to get into us. — David J. Stewart Copy Share Image
Your crush comes online. You: omg omg omg his online ahh :) *you chat him* Hi Facebook: This person is offline you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I hate when people assume I'm crazy & delusional rather than brave when I'm out fighting crime in my Superman costume. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There's so many funny things to say about being with Charlotte. I've worked on a few bits about it - not to… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that I'm on some crusade to change people's minds. I'm just doing what I do. I'm a comedian, I'm… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
That's what people forget about, is that when things are very, very powerful in a sad way, they have that possibility of… — Joel Grey Copy Share Image
