Funny Quote by Willie Nelson Download Open image “Just take what you need from the ladies and leave them.” — Willie Nelson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Needs
The girls we want are so hard to get, but the ones we don't want are so hard to get rid of. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If they're not offering you the type or relationship that you WANT, NEED, and deserve LEAVE. Don't settle for their crumbs. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Women need each other. Be there for each other, and don't feel threatened. — Christina Milian Copy Share Image
Leave those who don't want you and be on the person who loves to be with you . — Hitchuraan Copy Share Image
When it comes to women, get your life together first. Put on your own oxygen mask first. Figure out who you are. Mature. And… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Men if you have no money, no job, no type of education, I suggest you leave the ladies alone until your mind is right. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Bring your girlfriends with you, but how can one be so thoughtless to try and handle less than two? — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Songwriters might write cynical, world-wise lyrics and constantly talk about money, but most of us are downright naive when it comes to business. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
My first job was in a Bohemian polka band, the Rejcek family polka band in Abbott. The old man in the band had another… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Cruelty is all out of ignorance. If you knew what was in store for you, you wouldn't hurt anybody, because whatever you do comes… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Americans don't eat horses. They are not raised as food animals and they are treated with chemicals that render them unsafe for consumption. The… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I was influenced a lot by those around me - there was a lot of singing that went on in the cotton fields. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
“And when I die, put it on my stone. God said, Sucker get your bad ass home. I wasn't Superman. I wasn't Superman” — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I just enjoy both working and not working. And fortunately, I work enough where I get that out of my system, and then we… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Let's get the government stay out of our private lives, once and for all, and stop arresting smokers. Let's take a stand for personal… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
