Every now and then I'll think of something to put back in the show. I just kind of play it off the… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like sex. If I don't do it every day, I get a headache. I think marijuana should be recognized for… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
When I would sell encyclopedias, I would drive down the road looking for a house with a swing set in the back,… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
If you wait for tomorrow to follow your dreams, by the time that you get there they're gone. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
There's a lot of money in selling marijuana. If you can do it legally, that's good. Why should all the criminals make… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Those people out there like good music. They don't stop and ask themselves, 'Is it country or rock and roll?' If they… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I think there must be safety in numbers. If you f - up enough times, they forget which one you really did.… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, Nashville was the place to go if you had songs to sell and thought you had talent… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
If you can be content right now, then you'll always be content, because it's always right now. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I never pretended to have a great voice. It works and I can carry a tune. If you have a good song,… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
If you start out looking at somebody, wondering whether he's good or bad, I think you're starting out in the wrong direction.… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
If I started drinking again, there would be a lot of people bringing me pot because I can't handle alcohol. I just… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
In church I was told that if I so much as smoked a cigarette or tasted alcohol, I’d be damned in hell… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace.… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I learned some invaluable lessons in Nashville that apply to both farming and show business: Do not corner something you know is… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
If you want to make marijuana legal, you've got to stay straight long enough to f - vote. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Songwriters might write cynical, world-wise lyrics and constantly talk about money, but most of us are downright naive when it comes to business. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
My first job was in a Bohemian polka band, the Rejcek family polka band in Abbott. The old man in the band had another… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Cruelty is all out of ignorance. If you knew what was in store for you, you wouldn't hurt anybody, because whatever you do comes… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Americans don't eat horses. They are not raised as food animals and they are treated with chemicals that render them unsafe for consumption. The… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I was influenced a lot by those around me - there was a lot of singing that went on in the cotton fields. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
“And when I die, put it on my stone. God said, Sucker get your bad ass home. I wasn't Superman. I wasn't Superman” — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I just enjoy both working and not working. And fortunately, I work enough where I get that out of my system, and then we… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Let's get the government stay out of our private lives, once and for all, and stop arresting smokers. Let's take a stand for personal… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
