Funny Quote by Anonymous

“I love shark week, all kids swim for free”

— Josh Stern

Live every week like it's shark week.

— Tracy Morgan

Oh, no doubt the cod is a splendid swimmer - admirable for swimming purposes but not for eating.

— Oscar Wilde

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

— Kevin Nealon

The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.

— Lil Wayne

Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a…

— Craig Ferguson

I don't get 'shark' - but who cares!

— Isaac

I'm a shark, and I swam in a lot of different ponds, but I'm ready for the ocean.

— Matt Riddle

“I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free”

— josh stern

Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!

— Anonymous

Sharks are really serious animals. They've been around longer than dinosaurs. They're basically prehistoric killing machines, and that's terrifying and fascinating, at the same…

— Sara Paxton

You're more likely to drown in the sea of sameness than get eaten by a shark while navigating new waters.

— Amy Jo Martin