Being fat Quote by Miranda H Download Open image “I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy that it overflows.” — Miranda H ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being fat Cocky Funny Humor Stop hating
Certainly I'm not overweight. I'm the perfect weight for my height. — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Right guy, Wrong time. Right time, Wrong guy. New guy, Old lines. Old guy, New lies — Miranda H Copy Share Image
I love the way you lie to me, it shows that you're scared, and you don't have the balls to tell me to my… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
A Guy Deserves A girl who will be loyal to him and stand by his side, as long as he treats her the same… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Be careful, I might be quiet and shy but if you hurt me and try to play me, I'll put you out of your… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
A True man does not love a different girl every night. A True man Loves the same girl every night for the rest of… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
New Marriage vows For richer or poorer , sickness & health , better or worse , 'til I can't take your shit any longer . Amen — Miranda H Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If your so upset with being fat. Then why are you still stuffing your face? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can somebody please tell these super thick girls they one starburst away from being Fat! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Brain, Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I am getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ultimately, of course, there is no excuse for being fat in this culture. It's the one last prejudice we allow ourselves, the final frontier… — Joni Rodgers Copy Share Image
When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfucker. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear, I don't mind being fat...Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
