I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
As the saying goes: "If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist." — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Well, I am trying to put Quebec in its place - and the place of Quebec is in Canada, nowhere else. — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
There's plenty of fish in the sea? That's great for the fish but what about me!? — Chris Blue Wolf Copy Share Image
A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
The strength of your life is measured by the strength of your will. — Henry Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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My paintings capture the humor, zaniness, and depth of the Batman villains as well as the Freudian motivations of Batman as an… — Adam West Copy Share Image
“If it weren't for dreams," he said. "I wouldn't know half the things I know about the future. They're better than Olympus… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“You might not get the apology you deserve. You might not get answers to explain the actions of others. You might not… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I do everything in my power to get myself to a 100% so I can perform to my potential... that's all I… — Jake Ellenberger Copy Share Image
I love Nicole Holofcener's films for their constant duality of humor and emotion and their focus on very real, if flawed, dynamics… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
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