Without my drivers license, youll just have to believe the age I tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is good government when those who are near are made happy, and when those who are afar are attracted. — Confucius Copy Share Image
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. — Richard Lewis Copy Share Image
Everytime I look down at the keyboard I see that U&I are together… Hey look over there is my X — Candace Prickett Copy Share Image
The question is not whether we can afford to invest in every child; it is whether we can afford not to. — Marian Wright Edelman Copy Share Image
You can talk behind my back allyou want. You'd never have the balls to say it to my face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Novels are not about expressing yourself, they're about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression? Go and ring a bell in a… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do… — Sadie Copy Share Image
I hate when people be thinking I'm rich or something...i just got enough money...lol...enough money for me...enough money fo my son &… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
“Go to the cops then!” I shout. “But mind if I ask what you plan on telling them? Because saying two dead… — Rebecca Harris Copy Share Image
“Kylee laughed. "Nothing with you is normal. But speaking of abnormal, I saw this movie where these two girls liked the same… — Lindsey Leavitt Copy Share Image
It used to be cars had cool names: Dart, Hawk, Fury, Cougar, Firebird, Hornet, Mustang, Barracuda. Now we have Elantra, Altima, Acura,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
