Facebook have to get this- names and meanings for idiots just like you! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
When someone makes fun of your favorite celeb, you automatically defend them without even realizing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If A Girl Talks Sweetly She Is Charming If A Boy Talks Sweetly He Is A Flirt — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“I’m guessing you don’t have to share a bathroom at your house,” I say with the casual tone of someone who isn’t… — Sarah Castille Copy Share Image
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
(already did 16) 17: Something that has ticked me off lately? -This chick cheated on her boyfriend, told my best friend right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others its you always… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Why do we need schools? Music: we have UTube. Spanish:there's Dora. English: everything's shortened anyway(lol,idk,gtg) Maths: that's why w have calculators. Geography:… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
