Funny Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?

— Ellen DeGeneres

We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would…

— Ellen DeGeneres

There are reports on the news tonight that members of the Taliban feel persecuted and fear their own safety. So now they know what…

— Jay Leno

You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like…

— Jim Mattis

I was assigned a Taliban "minder" who followed me everywhere. But he couldn't follow me into homes where there were women, so I took…

— Lynsey Addario

Did you hear this? They say now Osama bin Laden and his buddy Mullah Omar have left Afghanistan dressed as women. They dressed up…

— David Letterman

For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists, but they're very brave with the terrorists... If…

— Gary Ackerman

The great western error about the Taliban is to assume homogeneity.

— Philip Hammond

Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed.

— Jay Leno

In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people…

— Bill Maher

It's what the Taliban does in Afghanistan, it's what gets done in the Middle East, and it's clearly something that certain mainly conservative groups…

— Anna Quindlen

“The harem could not be supervised by men because they posed a potential threat to the women’s chastity and the king’s bloodline. These women…

— Jenny Nordberg