Funny Quote by Gucci Mane Download Open image “Thought hadda fart and I really had to dookie” — Gucci Mane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“You gotta fart, Jayne. You've gotta break the spell. Fart for all you're worth! Let your butt sing!” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator The Vominator” — Lee M. Winter Copy Share Image
“Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator The Vominator The Snotinator (he has a gun called the Booger Blaster) Captain Poop-a-lot Captain… — Lee M. Winter Copy Share Image
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother… — Graham Chapman Copy Share Image
Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then I went… — Patience Copy Share Image
Potty mouth, oochie wally, bang, bang then I'm out. Once upon a fucking time, had your bitch up in my house. — Tyga Copy Share Image
Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a… — Jim Cummings Copy Share Image
Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
I usually record all through the night, but I'm known for waking up early in the morning. Even if I had recorded till 3… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple. — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
I had given thought to acting, but I never really had a good enough opportunity or a character who made sense and paralleled my… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
Pitchin cocaine like Greg Maddox on the mound, Yo partner hit a foul cuz he shorted me a pound. — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
The way I think I should stay out of trouble is by stayin' busy. With idle time comes a lot of biz, so the… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
I'm a big bike fan - my homies got Harleys and all kind of choppers - but to be honest I'm scared to ride… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
I feel like you don't have to go through jail, that's not part of bein' a man. — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
I tell it like it is cuz this the life I live Gucci Mane, I'm the realest nigga ever lived Bad bitch in the crib, pints in the fridge Gucci Mane, I'm the realest nigga ever lived These rappers wear Fugazzi shit but Gucci diamonds real Gucci Mane, I'm the realest rapper ever lived I'm a multimillionaire and yet I… — Gucci Mane Copy Share
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
