Columnists Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “As the saying goes: "If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist."” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Columnists Funny Ifs Journalism Journalist Newspapers Solutions
I always thought of myself as more of a columnist, but maybe a columnist who does reporting. — John Gruber Copy Share Image
In the age of social media, everyone's a newspaper columnist, exaggerating what they think and feel. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
A newspaper that is true to its purpose concerns itself not only with the way things are but with the way they ought to… — Joseph Pulitzer Copy Share Image
“Newspapers struggle with the choice between using in-house journalists to produce content and aggregating content produced by others.” — Bharat Anand Copy Share Image
“If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the rhetorical question” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
I find having a column a very difficult form of journalism. I'm not a natural like Tom Friedman and Anna Quindlen. — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
A columnist is not a doctor, who diagnoses the disease and dispenses instant medicine. My job is to highlight problems, investigate issues, to provide… — Sucheta Dalal Copy Share Image
Don't commit to being a columnist unless you're willing to do it right. Report your behind off, so you have something original and useful… — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
I don't know any other columnists, and I don't know what they do. I work the single! And nobody does what I do, anyway. — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
“Everyone goes into journalism for different reasons—and they’re often idealistic ones.” — Thomas L. Friedman Copy Share Image
“A newspaper that wishes to make its fortune should never waste its columns and weary its readers by praising anything.” — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
“I became a journalist because I did not want to rely on newspapers for information.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't commit to being a columnist unless you're willing to do it right. Report your behind off, so you have something original and useful… — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
Of course you want someone special to love you. A majority of the people who write to me inquire about how they can get… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a "self-made" man. We are made up of thousands of others. Everyone who has ever done a kind… — George Matthew Adams Copy Share Image
Leonard Pitts, Jr. is the most insightful and inspiring columnist of his generation. — Tavis Smiley Copy Share Image
Public life, politics and industry should all of them be within our sphere of influence… If we are to infiltrate the professional and social… — John Rawlings Rees Copy Share Image
Donald Trump announced his no Muslims are allowed to come to the United States plan and that led to one of the greatest tweets… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
It's easier to be ignorant and say I don't know about the problem. But once you know, once you've seen it in their eyes,… — Craig Kielburger Copy Share Image
I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot, in good conscience, refer… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is… — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
Good English, well spoken and well written will open more doors than a college degree... Bad English will slam doors you don't even know… — William Raspberry Copy Share Image
When caring for your neighbor becomes a compulsory obligation imposed by government instead of voluntary, charity turns to confiscation and freedom to achieve to… — Star Parker Copy Share Image
Countries like ours are full of people who have all of the material comforts they desire, yet lead lives of quiet (and at times… — Bernard Levin Copy Share Image