Funny Quotes by Dale Carnegie

16 Funny quotes by Dale Carnegie

Carnegie taught people skills with a smile, and these sixteen quotes show his playful approach. They provide a concise, encouraging reminder that humor can be a powerful tool in any interaction.

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He who treads softly goes far.

Dale Carnegie

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The thing is to get the work done.

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Your smile brightens the lives of all who see it.

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If you are wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.

Dale Carnegie

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Create happiness for others.

Dale Carnegie

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Develop success from failures.

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If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!

Dale Carnegie

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If you must make a mistake, make a new one each time.

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Your thoughts make you what you are; by changing our # thoughts we can change our lives.

Dale Carnegie

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Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.

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Let's not imitate others.Let's find ourselves and be ourselves.

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Fill your mind with thoughts of PEACE, COURAGE, HEALTH and HOPE

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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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So if you aspire to be a good conversationali st, be an attentive listener.

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The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates

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Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still.

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Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars.

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We are gods in the chrysalis.

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...Be grateful for what you have to be thankful for instead of complaining about the little things that annoy you.

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Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the friends who flatter you.

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