“You have underwear." "I'm glad you enjoyed it. Did you try it on?" "Nah. Just rubbed it against my face.” — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
Both of us have forged our careers in London, but a lot of my comedy influences come from my family and my… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
“Yeah. Of course I can do simple math. I graduated high school, ya know.” “What an accomplishment. No one has ever done… — S.A. Stovall Copy Share Image
Our new programmes have always just been different vehicles for the same sort of comedy. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
“A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who’da thought?” — Diane M. Haynes Copy Share Image
I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights. — Alan Sugar Copy Share Image
You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have been definitely influenced more by Latin American writers than by any other type of writer. They are very close in… — Jessica Hagedorn Copy Share Image
“Churchill drank twice what I did if you could believe the accounts and he had just been awarded the Nobel Prize for… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“What would people think?' Jesus said that people think all sorts of things. The human mind is like a cloud of gnats.… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Deep down, Story Easton knew what would happen if she attempted to off herself—she would fail It was a matter of probability.… — Elizabeth Leiknes Copy Share Image
“Tacos will grow on Christmas trees before I learn to carry a tune. Fortunately, it doesn’t matter. In karaoke, talent means nada;… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of… — Constance Rourke Copy Share Image
“The captain would...turn off the conversation, like a consummate man of the world, to some topic of general interest, such as the… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious? — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
Laughter is pleasant, but the exertion at my age is too much for me. — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
“An optimist is a man who plant two acorns and buy a hammock.” — Jean de Lattre de Tassigny Copy Share Image
If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
