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A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
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My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
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“Disembodied spirits,” said his partner, “are not known to use telephones. Neither are spooks, phantoms, or werewolves.” “That was in the old… — Robert Arthur Copy Share Image
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“You can call me your friend if you like, but I think of you when I stroke myself. When last I checked,… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
Rarely is the pain of losing someone expressed with such directness, energy, and, yes, humor. The grief in Evan Kuhlman'sWolf Boyis palpable,… — Peter Orner Copy Share Image
“I smile as I begin to unwrap the item, so I can press the sweet concoction against my tongue. Just as I… — Loretta Lost Copy Share Image
“They dined early, and as soon as the meal was over Margaret went up to change into the frock she had worn… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“Vargo climbed in, twisted and turned a few times to get comfortable on the pillow, then pulled the lid down and latched… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“OK.Now, I may be engaged, but I'm not going to get carried away.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
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