“Hope lies in a genuine embracing and nurturing of one's neurosis” — Chris Niebauer Phd Copy Share Image
“Basically each one of us is alone here. Everything else is show biz.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I have an aversion to comedy where everybody speaks in punchlines. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
“I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“You know,” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it,” I said, “It’s just not funny.” — Ripley Patton Copy Share Image
“My life always seems hopeless when it’s been too long since I’ve eaten.” — Ann Leckie Copy Share Image
Because I've done so many hour dramas, people tend to think of you as more of a dramatic actor and don't see… — Amy Acker Copy Share Image
“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it?" L. R.… — L.R.W. Lee Copy Share Image
It is so important to have the cushioning of humour in one's life for a smooth run. — Shankar Mahadevan Copy Share Image
“I had a million things running through my mind the other day. Suddenly I realized I didn't know half of them!!” — Neil Leckman, Wurms Copy Share Image
I'm in the middle of an existential crisis in how I approach comedy about these big issues. I sometimes find, when I… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
“If you sit down and think about it sensibly , you come up with some very funny ideas. Like: why make people… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“But Onar turned out to be a poor lover, certainly the worst of Yoke’s few partners thus far. Onar stinted on the… — Rudy Rucker Copy Share Image
I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
“I allowed my ego to simultaneously be tiny and humongous at the same time. The trick was to focus on two attitudes:… — Chade-Meng Tan Copy Share Image
“The tunnel was large and sci-fi white and it led down into the palace under the street level. Rockman was a little… — Ron Jockman Copy Share Image
I've hung on for a long time in this business and had some success, and I think it's keeping an open mind… — Adam West Copy Share Image
“Never confuse lust for anything other than what it is. There isn't a man alive that wouldn't gladly take what you are… — Chameleon Author Copy Share Image
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
