Bobcat Goldthwait

I really like 'Disaster Artist.'

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Success is for creeps.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I like genre films.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I don't find movies shocking.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I was really big in the '80s.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Marketing movies is hard.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I've been known to high-five, and I have a soft spot for Green Day.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I've been making fun of administrations since I was a teenager onstage.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I would love to make a horror picture!

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I'd still like to work with Woody Allen.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

It's really hard to watch Leno. I set his chair on fire.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

'The Blair Witch Project' is a great movie.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I'm always amazed that people are interested in comedy.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I think, the first movie I saw that made me go, 'How did they do that?' was 'Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster.'

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I'm kind of a dummy. I make movies and not realize until afterwards, 'Oh, I'm the protagonist.'

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I never was obsessed with comedians. When I was a little, little boy, I'd watch, like, George Carlin on 'Dinah Shore.'

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Whenever people hear that Kurt Cobain was a fan of my standup, it's like hearing Jimi Hendrix loved Buddy Hackett or something.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

In genre movies, you usually not only hate the characters, you sometimes hate them so much that you hate the actors playing…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

In the past, the movies I've made are perceived as dark, but a lot of comedies are way darker.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Certainly, shows like 'Black Mirror' helped me. I should send them a fruit basket.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Be it in the movies I make or on stage, I think it's a trap to keep doing the same thing over…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I had a standup act, and I ended up turning it into something that was really watered down and accessible. Something that…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

The thing that interested me, there are so many filmmakers I admire - like David Lynch and Quentin Tarantino - they have…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I was in this hamster wheel of being famous for being famous, much like a reality star. You would put me on…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

When I first started directing, I could have chosen a more lucrative path, with sitcoms and things like that. But I knew…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I don't really pursue acting. I jokingly say that I retired right at the same time people stopped hiring me, but I…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I'm always dealing with this sadness. I don't want to be Morrissey or anything, but it is a thing I deal with…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I had fame and wealth and things that are supposed to make you happy, but I wasn't happy, because there's no importance…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

It's that weird need to make tragedy about us. When you look at 9/11, there's people who really died and family members…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

My daughter went to the school, and it's a very, very progressive and liberal school, and my commencement speech was telling the…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

My daughter and my wife inspire me to make movies.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

The movies I make don't take place in reality.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I actually really like being in the woods.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I don't read or watch anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I can't feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can't feel it inside.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I really like and admire Michael Moore.

— Bobcat Goldthwait