Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey. — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
“Its better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.” — William Jevning Copy Share Image
“Jimmy Hoffa is not dead. He works at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesnt have any pictures of me either — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
“I am not the monster you think I am. No, I am an entirely different monster. I'm sort of like a mixture… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm always wondering, if Bigfoot's not real, then why does this creature show up in all these different cultures? I'm always fascinated… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
“I’m so shy I make Bigfoot look like a socialite. Networking’s not a mystery to me—but I’m mythical to networking.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The night that I fought Bigfoot, he was the better man. He beat me that night. No excuses. — Travis Browne Copy Share Image
Bigfoot does not exist because there would be evidence left behind - hair, feces, bones, kills, offspring, a carcass - if it… — Kyle Hill Copy Share Image
Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Anytime there is a Bigfoot show, where they supposedly have recordings of him, I am watching. I love the idea of Bigfoot.… — Allen Covert Copy Share Image
I have big feet. Do you know how embarrassing it is when you ask for a shoe and they look at you… — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
David Halberstam often wrote about the powerful, but his real sympathies lay with ordinary people. He was very uncomfortable with bigfoot Washington… — Jonathan Yardley Copy Share Image
We just haven't found Bigfoot because the world is big. And the woods are deep. The more TV shows that we can… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
There's a part of me with every book that thinks, What would it have meant for me tohave had this book when… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
Since I fought Bigfoot, I've actually become a big fan of his, the way he carries himself and the way he handles… — Travis Browne Copy Share Image
I don't know how the crowd is going to react in my fight against 'Bigfoot.' I think they are going to be… — Andrei Arlovski Copy Share Image
Beto's copy of the Bill of Rights goes from one to three. Mine includes the Second Amendment. But there are a whole… — John Kennedy Copy Share Image
“You can have sex. Go find someone to have sex with. Right now.” “I’m int he middle of the woods. The next… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in ground in bakc garden. Suzie, Ag 9,… — Graham Roumieu Copy Share Image
“As Angelica opened up her eyes, she shuddered in fear at the massive animal that was holding her and fondling her body.… — Bella Swann Copy Share Image
I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
A typical National World Weekly would tell the world how Jesus' face was seen on a Big Mac bun bought by someone… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“B'gwus is famous because of his wide range of homes. In some places, he's called Bigfoot. In other places, he's Yeti, or… — Eden Robinson Copy Share Image
“They vanished in the same forest without a trace. Not one of them was ever found or heard from again.' 'And you… — Les Martin Copy Share Image
“Fred whispered, “Okay. If I don’t come back, and say they don’t got my body, like if Justin eats me or somethin’,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“And standing in the middle of the room was Bigfoot. No doubt about it. The guy was huge. Not quite seven feet,… — Lee Child Copy Share Image
In a way, both the U.S. media and those wacky rioters in the Afghan-Pakistani hinterlands are very similar, two highly parochial and… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
“He could tell when the bullying, the relentless sarcasm, the constant, all-encompassing vigilance had become too exhausting. When one of his people… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca? — George Noory Copy Share Image
“What was the step down from vampire chauffeur? Werewolf walker? Pedicurist for Bigfoot? I would have to Google that in the morning,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Are you saying that someone framed Bigfoot for murder?" -- From the "Fast and the Furriest” — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“Who is it?" I asked teasingly "Bigfoot," Dex answered from his room. "What do you want, Mr Foot?" "Please, just call me… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“Sure, she’d come across one or two things she couldn’t explain. Cold spots, disembodied voices, Lady Gaga. Unfortunately, Bigfoot was not one… — Stephanie Julian Copy Share Image
“Bigfoot was interviewed on The Patty Winters Show this morning and to my shock I found him surprisingly articulate and charming.” — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
“What had hit him? It felt like he’d gone fifteen round with Bigfoot, then been taken back to the victor’s den for… — Kyle M. Scott Copy Share Image
