Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Derry Girls' is about more than just growing up in Derry. I think the humour translates to anywhere, really. — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
When teaching your foreign girlfriend the english alphabet,its only fair you start by giving her the d — Chad Houston Copy Share Image
“What?" he said. "You let me draw all over your arm in permanent ink, but I hand you a vegetable and you… — Rose Christo Copy Share Image
“Why can't I talk to her?" "Because you're not a handsome young man." "Well, neither is he!” — Chris d'Lacey Copy Share Image
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
“That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.” — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum Copy Share Image
“I, also, decided to get rid of the need of approval. That is a strong addiction, the need of approval, isn't it?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy makes things believable. Because if there's anything we all know, it's how to make fun of ourselves, and to make fun… — Claudia Jessie Copy Share Image
I loved doing 'Pennies from Heaven.' Because you have to understand that I'd been doing comedy for 15 to 20 years, and… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“I still refused to believe him and started walking towards the exit area. But Sam was faster. He strode behind me, grabbed… — Rajrupa Gupta Copy Share Image
[Vincent Price] did Oscar Wilde on Broadway, and I think he probably did it because he was almost like an Oscar Wilde.… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
At some point, and maybe it's a function of age, you've had enough of it. You start to slide in other directions.… — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
“The story is told that someone stopped Elder J. Golden Kimball on the street on one occasion. There had been a little… — Boyd K. Packer Copy Share Image
“Must I observe you? Must I stand & crouch Under your testy humour? By the gods, You shall digest the venom of… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Hang together, or hang separately. Benjamin Franklin is a genius.” — Renay Williams Copy Share Image
“Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out?” — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image