Honesty without kindness, humor, and goodheartedness can be just mean. — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A half-blood of the eldest dogs..." "Er, Percy?" Annabeth interrupted. "That's gods. Not dogs.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.” — Danielle Wood Copy Share Image
A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor. — Charles Reade Copy Share Image
There's a thing in comedy where you take one step into a bad idea, but if you take 10, then it becomes… — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
“Well now, look at this, they keep winter in a box. That’s clever,” she congratulated me. Then she shut the fridge door...” — Andrew M. Greeley Copy Share Image
“Maybe they are militaristic, overly programmed, and somewhat lacking in a sense of humor.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“I read my email aloud to hear how it sounded, then I read it again in a British accent to make sure… — Jerry Mahoney Copy Share Image
In foreign countries such as Italy, the government puts strict-looking speed limit signs everywhere, but nobody ever sees them because light does… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“They cheered and clapped, excited by the prospect of my musical pain. Twisted... every last one of them. If I still had… — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
I liked the character very much and even in general roles like this entice me. I started my journey in Punjabi film… — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
“Whenever I start thinking about death, it always cheers me up to think about my funeral and my tombstone (which, by the… — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
I guess I've kind of recognized what my worth is and what my specific brand of humor is. And that's not necessarily… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
“You know what you need?” “What?” “You need to think about what a badass bald man would do in this situation” “There… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
“{Calpurnia)"My mother…she’s desperate for a daughter she can dress like a porcelain doll. Sadly, I shall never be such a child. How… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
I thought I'd be living a much more bohemian life and be very poor. I never thought I'd do comedy or be… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
“-You were in jail? What was it like? -Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
I don't like 'comedy,' I like 'life,' which has everything in it. — Miriam Margolyes Copy Share Image
“Bluestar's coming on patrol? Watch out for flying hedgehogs!” — Erin Hunter Cloudpaw A Dangerous Path Warriors 5 Copy Share Image
