Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it. — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
We used to have to convince people we were funny, and it didn't always work. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. — Peter Segal Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“College is so awesome! It's really too bad they try to ruin it with classes!” — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
“The worst thing was that her school-friends began to copy her. They thought it was dead cool to be a little monster… — Babette Cole Copy Share Image
“There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like.… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
“Conspiracies existed, to be sure; many of them, and many were dark indeed. But fiendish? Fiendishness required brains. Nine times out of… — Eric Flint Copy Share Image
French wines may be said but to pickle meat in the stomach, but this is the wine that digests, and doth not… — James Howell Copy Share Image
Wit in women is a jewel, which, unlike all others, borrows lustre from its setting, rather than bestows it; since nothing is… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
I think it's a brilliant tool to have, not only to have a sense of humor, but to be able to use… — Delroy Lindo Copy Share Image
Kk well I'm redoing this shit mainly cause I want to:) so this ones for Daniel once again lol Your a really… — Talyiah Copy Share Image
“Don't stop at the Ford's because they're at Gerald Flatt's," a short kid says in passing. "Super dooper!" Granny's dentures clickity-clack. "Don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And I thought that all those little kids are going to grow up someday. And all of those little kids are going… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
