Honestly, I have a decent sense of humour with people I am close to. — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
“There is nothing worse than the day you find out that your parents are nasty, horny mortals like everyone else. It just… — Candice Raquel Lee Copy Share Image
“Bet you've never had a bear down your pants before. Though I'm kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The young man who stood there was the handsomest mad Rand had ever seen, almost too handsome for masculinity.” — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“Jealousy is not a result of love. It is a result of crossed relationship boundaries. Love and relationships should not be confused.” — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
He kept at true good humor's mark The social flow of pleasure's tide: He never made a brow look dark, Nor caused… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
“Isn’t it amazing how you can actually remember things? Where are they when you’re not remembering them?” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
What I liked about comedy was having agency to move forward. If you're an actor, you audition, then you wait. I can't… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
Pat, did you notice yesterday the ACLU, and all the Christ-haters, People For the American Way, NOW, etc. were totally disregarded by… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
Sometimes you feel amazing about life and other times you just feel fat and depressed, so I think it's good to be… — Marina and the Diamonds Copy Share Image
“Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?" Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh. "Chicks Dig… — Sara Daniell Copy Share Image
“Coveralls," I reply, and I know I'm no longer screening what's coming out of my mouth. He raises a eyebrow, amused yet… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Not," Caroline had said, "that I disapprove of your moniker. It is simply that my husband's name is also Henry, and it's… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“We are but the veriest, sorriest slaves of our stomach. Reach not after morality and righteousness, my friends; watch vigilantly your stomach,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“Hey!" Lauren Moffat's voice, sounding noticeably irritated, floated up to us. "What-ew! What's in my hair?" We all three ducked beneath our… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine.” — Elizabeth Marx Copy Share Image
“You might be surrounded by clouds, but you'll be like sunshine to me.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
