All of my favorite comedy has always been of the grounded variety. Even 'MacGruber.' I think that MacGruber is a really grounded… — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
“Wake up and fuck me," demanded Tarin. "I thought your bum hurt?" Tarin squirmed. "Want cock, too. Fall out a tree, climb… — Syd McGinley Copy Share Image
A friend of mines call me and tell me he loose my phone number, if I can give it back to him? — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
It's just fun to be on a movie set and looking to find the comedy in sweet, simple family moments. — Sean Astin Copy Share Image
“Quote: a banal proverb that is considered profound when uttered by a celebrity.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense - adapting one-self to circumstances - and a… — Beatrice Lillie Copy Share Image
“(On differences between men and boys) Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There was one dude in a jeans jacket who I swear to God shit in his pants when all of a sudden… — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
“Occasionally, merely for the pleasure of being cruel, we put unoffending Frenchmen on the rack with questions framed in the incomprehensible jargon… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I've heard too many times where people say that I'm this ultra-serious guy. In truth, I've got an extremely absurd sense of… — Phil Anselmo Copy Share Image
“My Chocolate Mudslide is going down smooth when we hear the three bells. Bing. Bing. Bing. But instead of Dan Dan the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“No wonder everyone is keen to put their feet up and let Fate look after them. It's rather like your granddad. Or… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“First of all, this goes no further than this room." "Agreed," she said quickly. Anthony looked pointedly at Simon. "Of course," he… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“From strawberries under torture one may extract all sorts of things.” — Stanisław Lem Copy Share Image
“Writing a novel is like going a great distance to take a small shit.” — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
