Comedy is my choice, as it's what I've always enjoyed doing. — Belinda Stewart-Wilson Copy Share Image
“The man said, "The toy cars are a dollar a piece". The boy thought about that a moment and asked, "How much… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Unbelievable! You are unbelievable! First you ruin my life and then you blame it on my period!” — Jane Aire Copy Share Image
“Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...” — Tony James Slater Copy Share Image
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. — Simon Wiesenthal Copy Share Image
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“Salt is like good humor, and nearly everything is better for a pinch of it.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Drama comes more naturally to me. It's the comedy you really have to delve into. — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
We are trying to communicate a fulfilled ideal. Does anybody remember laughter? — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
“I can think of only one good solution to this dilemma," Diego said, having spent the entire night developing a plan. You… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“Anyway, it was big and I set up the trickiest structure. Accounts all over the world and money flying around like... The… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
“Look what the cat dragged in," Ms. Skoglund said. "Were you waylaid by all your female admirers?" "It's nothing like that," the… — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Hooting and hollering, the crowd reliably responded as if that were the height of humor, while Herman slapped me on the back… — Ivan Doig Copy Share Image
“Wait, so you do love me?" I asked, hope welling in my heart. She growled and pounded her fist into a locker,… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
I always honestly dreamed of coming to Second City in Chicago, although I've never even been there to see a show. But… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
“I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating—nothing worked. I’m starting to think there’s an invisible force field that prevents honest… — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“The bar was bursting with guys tonight—seriously, it was like Muscles R Us up in here, all filled-out chests and bulging arms… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
“If you Have ever Fainted, You Are a stranger in the land of the dead!” — Antoni Omeihe Copy Share Image
In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment. — Christopher Fry Copy Share Image
“I'm rarely rude except accidentally, and that doesn't really count...” — Laura L. Sullivan Copy Share Image
