“You wanna know how to make God laugh?” he said. “Tell him your plans.” — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“Why are you fighting like this? You're acting like Reece and Ridley.” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Not every man who courts you, loves you. Some are just testing your stupidity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.” — James D. Carswell Copy Share Image
Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense — Lucille Clifton Copy Share Image
“IDEA .. if your bored and you miss me you should write some dirty fan fiction about us. you can read it… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad sings, and my mom is the funniest person you'll ever meet. You put them together, and out comes the Feldstein… — Beanie Feldstein Copy Share Image
I just think 'Broad City' - Comedy Central's answer to 'Girls' - is the best thing that's been put on television in… — Mackenzie Davis Copy Share Image
“Time travel is awesome…And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it...The first time.” — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
When I lived in Argentina I had to change my sense of humour to fit in - I became a slapstick character… — Vick Hope Copy Share Image
“But the main reason you should read this is that I don't see why I should have to know all these terrible,… — David Strorm Copy Share Image
I didn't want to write sketch comedy after 'Mr. Show.' I felt like, after 'Mr. Show', why would you want to go… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
“I feel guilty looking at those "People of Walmart" photos you see on the Internet. It's not cool to make fun of… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
There was something about that form of comedy that's just difficult. It never really felt like you could just fully commit to… — Donal Logue Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn't handle the spiders. You… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
“We journalists love writing about eccentrics. We hate writing about impenetrable, boring people. It makes us look bad: the duller the interviewee,… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
Nothing so uncertain as general reputation. A man injures me from humor, passion, or interest; hates me because he has injured me;… — Henry Home, Lord Kames Copy Share Image
“The trouble with dead people today is they have no sense of decorum” — Vicky Loebel Copy Share Image
I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor. — Treat Williams Copy Share Image
