“That was not a glare. That was a dignified look of measured contempt.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
I wanted to do comedy because I left Malaysia and went to America. I got bitten by the Western, idealist, opinionated, democracy… — Nigel Ng Copy Share Image
Ways to her heart: Sweet compliments, funny humor, and getting to know her on a deeper level. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“The term 'Erotic Fiction' is interesting to me. The 'Fiction' part. Cuz right now somewhere in the world it's happening just as… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Some people say, Never let them see you cry. I say, if youre so mad you could just cry, then cry. It… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“You sound so reasonable for a man who's been jilted. Can't you sound a bit angry? You just lost the best sex… — Bronwyn Scott Copy Share Image
When someone can, on a worldwide level, make someone laugh, that's power. A lot my heroes - Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, the… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
“Originated by the green leading-edge in academia, this aperspectival madness of “no truth” leapt out of the universities, and morphed into an… — Ken Wilber Copy Share Image
“You know how much I want a Vespa. I’m Vespa Desperate. It’s a medical syndrome, you know. I see Vespas and I… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“My least favorite thing was a man who had severe white-man's ass, where the jeans just bagged over the butt. I wanted… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
'Ralph's Party' was a romantic comedy, and at the end of it, the two main characters, Ralph and Jen, kiss for the… — Lisa Jewell Copy Share Image
A friend of mine wrote a script, a feminist romantic comedy. She had a feminist scholar consult on it. My friend said,… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
The Devil fears the word of God, He can't bite it; it breaks his teeth. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
