Linda Howard

Cows are the Devil's handmaidens.

— Linda Howard

“He was gone, but she wasn't free of him.”

— Linda Howard

“Pure hell was living in her eyes.”

— Linda Howard

“do was blink his eyes a few times and he”

— Linda Howard

Are you making fun of my hero complex?' Yeah.

— Linda Howard

“...hurting was better than dying.”

— Linda Howard

“A stab in the dark sometimes brought blood.”

— Linda Howard

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

— Linda Howard

“He had destroyed her, so why couldn't she destroy him in return?”

— Linda Howard

“...heaven or hell...She couldn't tell one from the other.”

— Linda Howard

“She was holding her breath, waiting to start living.”

— Linda Howard

“The lessons learned hardest were the lessons learned best.”

— Linda Howard

“No matter how much damage he had done, he hadn't won.”

— Linda Howard

“Anything over eight is strictly for show-and-tell”

— Linda Howard

I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

— Linda Howard

Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.

— Linda Howard

“I told you, we haven't had sex! It was just a kiss." Like the Viper was just a car, and Mount Everest…

— Linda Howard

“REQUIRED TO TAKE A COMBINATION OF GINKGO AND VIAGRA, SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE DOING.”

— Linda Howard

Do you know why men name their cocks?" "No, why?" she asked, trying to stifle her laughter. "So most of the major…

— Linda Howard

“You have underwear." "I'm glad you enjoyed it. Did you try it on?" "Nah. Just rubbed it against my face.”

— Linda Howard

I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea…

— Linda Howard

Death isn't peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing.

— Linda Howard

“Orgasms, for her, had been what she faked with a man and provided herself when she was alone,”

— Linda Howard

What are you doing?” she cried in protest. “Playing,” he said, the single word rough, almost guttural.

— Linda Howard

“This life wasn't all there was; there was more, much more, and when people spoke of death as "passing" they were exactly…

— Linda Howard

“At the moment, he kinda knew how the male praying mantis felt when he was approaching Ms. Mantis, knowing the sex was…

— Linda Howard

By morning, she was raw and sore, and knew walking would be an effort. By morning, she could barely remember what it…

— Linda Howard

“You see?" he asked, his voice softening to a velvety punas he felt her tremble. His warm breath stirred her hair. "All…

— Linda Howard

“She started to tell him so, but the words vanished unsaid when he abruptly thrust his hands under her skirt, all the…

— Linda Howard

He lifted the arm covering his eyes and turned his head to glare at her. "I knew you were trouble the first…

— Linda Howard

“It’s not something I can control, damn it. Every man I know wakes up with a hard-on.” “Maybe so, but they do…

— Linda Howard

If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to…

— Linda Howard

“Carlin closed her eyes, rolled onto her side, and took a long, deep breath. Maybe she should just stop fighting it and…

— Linda Howard

“He whirled her against the refrigerator, his hands hard on her waist. Startled, she dropped her purse and keys to the floor…

— Linda Howard

“She’d wanted love, a husband and children, a home filled with laughter and security, the things she’d never had as a child.…

— Linda Howard

“He unsnapped her jeans and said, “I want you just like this.” Then he kissed her. There was nothing romantic about Diaz,…

— Linda Howard

“He lifted her hand to his mouth. The touch of his lips was soft on her scraped palm, the tiny licks of…

— Linda Howard

I'll tell you what's wrong!" he roared, "I'm trying to quit smoking!" Then he strode angrily to the truck, leaving her standing…

— Linda Howard

“Milla was always aware, on the dimmest edge of her consciousness that Diaz constantly watched her. She also knew that he was…

— Linda Howard

“What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy?” I paused for a moment, struggling against the urge to…

— Linda Howard