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“Humor hides pain. The only thing both of them could do was laugh.” — Soroosh Shahrivar Copy Share Image
Within the framework of something very dramatic, funny things happen. Organically, from them. — Gloria Calderon Kellett Copy Share Image
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Nothing reveals a man's character better than the kind of joke at which he takes offense. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out… — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it.” — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It is true that comedy might not be realistic all the time, but I enjoy doing it. — Sanjay Mishra Copy Share Image
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I want to do all kinds of things. I want to do some comedy. I'd love to do a romantic comedy, and… — Kevin Alejandro Copy Share Image
There weren't any funny people in sports or the Spanish club. All the really creative, witty, funny people that made your belly… — Sean Hayes Copy Share Image
Either over neither, both over either/or, live-and-let-live over stand-or die, high spirits over low, energy over apathy, wit over dullness, jokes over… — Marvin Mudrick Copy Share Image
Obviously, when you do something with drama and comedy in it - and by that, I mean a scene that has drama… — Noah Hawley Copy Share Image
I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny. — Nicola Sturgeon Copy Share Image
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