A man is never careful until he buys a brand new car or a white shirt — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
“Smiles are a funny thing and laughter is hilarious. I smile sometimes when I am delirious.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday,… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I actually love Scorsese comedies. He's an underrated comedy director. I think his comedies are some of the best comedies ever made. — Julie Delpy Copy Share Image
I don't want to have so much humor [in films] that it undermines the jeopardy, but enough to sometime relieve tension. — David Twohy Copy Share Image
Humor, humility, and, of course, honesty, all are qualities that work in public and cultural diplomacy. — Cynthia P. Schneider Copy Share Image
“Thought you were making a James Band Joke. Hard to tell with that accent” — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny… — Ilana Glazer Copy Share Image
“I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez-- talk… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Besides—only people from Arelon are taken by the Shaod. It an take Teoish people, but only if they're living in Arelon at… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“The one I felt and still feel most is lack of time. I used to have time to think, to reflect, my… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
“Sam. I've got news for you. Not every childhood trauma can be healed by finding the right penis." Sam looked devastated. He… — Anne Tenino Copy Share Image
“I know about safe sex," Nathan said, interrupting Jack's thoughts. Jack swallowed. "That's good." He smiled at his son, vastly relieved that… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I… — Portal 2 Copy Share Image
My father was a very strong male figure to me as a child. He was very dashing, had a wonderful sense of… — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the… — Edna St Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Once you individuate from the Guru, you’re on your own Guru journey.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image