People like us who are on their last leg can only understand comedies. — Friedrich Durrenmatt Copy Share Image
“Abstain from reading comedy or other government economic statistics.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I am astounded at how long it takes to discover... for the first time, the things I have learned... over and over… — Portia Nelson Copy Share Image
Nothing is so impenetrable as laughter in a language you don't understand. — William Golding Copy Share Image
The thing about comedians is, we're generally pretty smart. So, if we can be smart and funny, that is the victory. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
“Yes, because in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot of downtime to get your hair done.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. — Kareena Kapoor Copy Share Image
“Sit back and enjoy. And remember: Always be careful what you say around your kids.” — Donna Chapman Gilbert Copy Share Image
“We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.” — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“Just like the cosmonauts and their pee plants, all we have is each other.” — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
“On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I appreciate all the trouble you went to in order to ensure my survival.” “Purely selfish, I assure you.” “Because you need… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
“I'm taking a quick shower. I'm gross. I need to be clean." "You shouldn't be doing that." The door handle jingled. It… — Jennifer Armentrout Copy Share Image
Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world.… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“We did the usual beauty, grace, anti-dirt spell, voice of a songbird, the works…it is never that kind of beauty that we… — T.T. Escurel Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard'… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“He touches his thumb to my cheek and his wonderful vibrations tune through me like the strumming of a harp. “I love… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
The gift of my childhood was laughter, being able to find the humor. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
