“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you! — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“NASA spent millions of dollars inventing the ball-point pen so they could write in space. The Russians took a pencil.” — Will Chabot Copy Share Image
In many countries there are particular places to which devils more especially resort. In Prussia there is an infinite number of evil… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Being Indian, you won't be surprised to learn that your life is an Open Book! — Mishan Amithab Kasiparsad Copy Share Image
The British civil service ... is a beautifully designed and effective braking mechanism. — Shirley Williams Copy Share Image
“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
“Why isn’t everyone praying all the time? Who cares why everyone isn’t praying all the time – you pray all the time.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I always wanted to do a comedy, but I wanted to pick the right one. But it came down to working with… — Ryan Gosling Copy Share Image
Seriousness is a sickness; your sense of humor makes you more human, more humble. The sense of humor - according to me… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“I moved to the center of the room, my strappy sandals clacking on the marble floor. "I'm assuming this is where the… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mickey had turned into Daisy, and Goofy had turned into Einstein—we were talking about a transmutation that would even have had Paracelsus… — Novala Takemoto Copy Share Image
That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life,… — darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If you are going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.” — Winston S. Churchill Copy Share Image
“The more I know, the more I realize that I don't know much at all...” — Hans Christian Hollenbeck Copy Share Image
“Next!” The taller of the guys at the door called. Saved by the yell.” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“When in doubt, write it out. If that doesn't work, you're screwed.” — Moniqua Sexton Copy Share Image
“A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
