“I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life.” — Rebecca Sparrow Copy Share Image
I've played farce on the stage, but I have never played any sort of comedy on the screen. — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
“Develop a prejudice; find evidence to support it and you’d have made yourself a logically evaluated, arguable opinion.” — Rajendra Punde Copy Share Image
“Always have someting in ur mind or you'll have everything on your mind.” — Corosive Copy Share Image
Laugh like it's the funniest thing in the world because laughter can stop tears, heal hearts, and give you a brighter view… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, "And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog!” — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese. — Matt Stone Copy Share Image
“Good problems and mushrooms of certain kinds have something in common; they grow in clusters.” — George Pólya Copy Share Image
“Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.” — Don Roff Copy Share Image
Animal rights is a serious subject, but I do my best to find humor where I can, and I have some great… — Karen Dawn Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
“There is a point in every philosophy at which the "conviction" of the philosopher appears on the scene; or, to put it… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“All I really, really want to do is find a very, very fine chocolate store that I can walk into and then… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines." "Maybe that’s why… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“a woman whom the course of years had turned sour and to whom the vows meant poverty of spirit, chastity of humour,… — Donna Leon Copy Share Image
“Standing up through the Citroen's open sunroof, my six-foot-three-inch, red-cheeked sister pointed a long, trembling finger at the perpetrator and with maximum… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“She reached down and picked a crab out of a bucket. As it came up it turned out that three more were… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Don't Set Success as Your Goal. Set Goals which lead you to Success” — Laksh Kishore Copy Share Image
Destiny is a funny thing cause you'll never known when you are in it. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image