Humor Quotes · Page 64

“Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation?”

— Sanami Matoh

“If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up!”

— Benny Bellamacina

Realize that doing comedy is only going to make your depression worse.

— Jim Norton

“If you lose I will kill you. -Zoro”

— Oda Eiichiro

“I'm going to walk out and bang the door hard”

— Anonymous

Clever is the eunuch version of funny.

— George Meyer

When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

— Dylan O'Brien

America's biggest failure is its inability to take comedy seriously.

— H. L. Mencken

“I agree with Heine's remark, that if the Romans had been forced to learn it (Latin) they would not have found time…

— Fergus Hume

“Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife”

— Scott Lynch

“There is nothing in the whole of creation as beautiful as dinosaurs singing in harmony.”

— Neil Gaiman

“Her hands cupped his face, thumbs caressing his cheekbones. "I love you, Mr. Bennett." "Good thing. Hate to be the only one…

— Ellen O'Connell

“Peole who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door.”

— iloveConnorStoll

“All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Even sentenced to twenty-five years in prison Ted didn’t get what he deserved. Maybe his prison mates would give it to him.”

— Suzie Ivy

An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.

— Constance Rourke

The great thing with comedy is that I don't memorize ahead of time like I did on 'Breaking Bad.' With 'Breaking Bad,'…

— Betsy Brandt

“The gilded confines of the Beauty Hall were not my preferred habitat; like the chicken that had laid the eggs for my…

— Gail Honeyman

“I hope you’re not planning on kicking me,” he said, not even bothering to look up from his book, “as hard as…

— Meg Cabot

“...the three cardinal tenets of rum drinking in Newfoundland. The first of these is that as soon as a bottle is placed…

— Farley Mowat

In every career, you are balancing or negotiating tricky waters. But, I think that's been something nice that comedy has been able…

— Anna Faris

“That took a while." Frank was looking not at her but at his brother. She needed to tell somebody. "It was awful.…

— Ellen O'Connell

“You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could…

— Cassandra Clare

I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in…

— Woody Allen

“Your pretense does not fool me, gnome. My eye will be upon you.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Want to stop something, you better target on source.”

— Achyuta Surya

It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.

— George W. Bush

Do you know what the key to comedy is? Timing.

— Winston Marshall

I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.

— Bobby Darin

“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”

— Will Rogers

“Supravietuirea nu mai are importanta daca lovitura va avea efect”

— Cristian Niculcea

A lot of comedy is really DIY. You're kind of doing it yourself.

— Samantha Bee

“They talk most who have least to say.”

— Matthew Prior

“Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of time.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Lion dies with hungry but never eats grass”

— Anonymous

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

— Noel Fielding

“In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.”

— Hermann Hesse

If I *don't* love something, is it still OK to set it free?

— John Alejandro King

I am not at all in a humor for writing; I must write on till I am.

— Jane Austen

In some ways, comedy and something like a musical do go hand-in-hand.

— Emma Stone