Humor Quotes · Page 62

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

— Michael O'Donoghue

“You just kissed me! Why isn't your face melting off?”

— S.L.J. Shortt

I think comedy is something I enjoy, so it comes effortlessly.

— Kriti Kharbanda

“Like Mum and that bastard.” “You mean Da?” “Call him what you like.”

— G.A. Aiken

I've got a tail, its just that my head is on the wrong way.

— Bobbie

I think everybody would admit that we've got a sense of humor.

— Dusty Hill

Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world.

— Ludwig Wittgenstein

These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.

— George W. Bush

With comedy, it's not always a blessing to be beautiful because part of it is self-parody and gurning.

— Sue Perkins

“Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.”

— Kirt J. Boyd

When you involve people, they come out, you see them, you get to see their sense of humor.

— Annie Leibovitz

Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations.

— Chuck Jones

More and more, I find that I love doing comedies; that instant gratification that you get on stage when they laugh at…

— Taylor Louderman

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

— Bo Burnham

“The boy really needed a haircut. Didn’t he know that shoulder-length hair on guys just wasn’t sexy unless you looked like Johnny…

— Jody Morse

“Yeah, because off the ice the only language Stephanie speaks is fluent Bitch.”

— Jennifer Comeaux

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing…

— Lenny Bruce

I'm very confident that Nick Hornby always gets it right as a writer. He has the vernacular and passion. He is adroit…

— Pierce Brosnan

“Even those fortunate ones among us who get sex right don’t necessarily feel compelled to talk about it. For all they know,…

— Michael Rittenhouse

“For some reason when I type the word "love" in my iPad it keeps autocorrecting to "live". I find it oddly profound.…

— Annastacia Dickerson

Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh cuz laughter not only add years to your life, but adds…

— Anonymous

“It took Evrial a moment to catch on—she was too busy wondering where Amaranthe had heard anything, since she was supposedly staying…

— Lindsay Buroker

“Don’t cry Meg. It’s not that bad.” “It’s not that bad? Ha! I’m thirty years old, with two black eyes, a swollen…

— Amy Johnson

“Your basic-type jailhouse tatt is homemade with sewing needles from the jailhouse canteen and some blue ink from the cartridge of a…

— David Foster Wallace

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

— Chris Rock

When everything is coming your way, youre probably in the wrong lane.

— Tom Snyder

“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”

— Micah Amyx

“if at first you don't wake up try, try again...”

— Jayce O'Neal

It's funny cause, you think you're the shit. You're not. You're shit.

— Anonymous

He who would go viral must first show himself virulent.

— John Alejandro King

“No don’t hit it. Just press it gently.”

— Loki Laufeyson

Life is tragic comedy, in a way. There is humor.

— Tcheky Karyo

One parody is worth a thousand polemics.

— Jennifer Stone

“Few Questions has no answer because they silent by closed”

— Sujit Kumar Mishra

I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective.

— Sarah Silverman

“Poetry is a disease vector. Like malaria.”

— Katie Douglas

being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness.

— Wendy Wasserstein

I'm dying for people to let me be funny!

— Elizabeth Marvel

It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing.

— John Fletcher

I love comedy, but I did always consider myself a dramatic comedian.

— Molly Shannon