“I had a dream that I was perfect…I woke up and was still perfect. Aw.” — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan. — Bradley Whitford Copy Share Image
“When you enter the world of laughter, you enter the world of fantasy and creativity.” — Thomas Flindt Copy Share Image
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I don't know whether to be proud or appalled that danger, blood and death inspire you so.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from childhood only. The humour genes you are born with remain with you. I was always making mischief and making… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
“Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them - I don't give a fuck… — Seth Gecko Copy Share Image
Life is a mixing of all kind of things: comedy and tragedy going together. — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
it's dreadful when two people's senses of humor are antagonistic. I don't believe there's any bridging that gulf! — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“So, sweeting, why were you threatening to throw Tate out of the house? What did he say?” Leather brushed her chin as… — Sharon Page Copy Share Image
“It is naturally a sign of inner liberation when a patient can squarely recognize his difficulties and take them with a grain… — Karen Horney Copy Share Image
“It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively;… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Said by Colin the dragon: "It's somewhat bizarre to learn that many of you (humans)think that other humans are somehow different enough… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
There's nothing more dramatic than the comedy I've done. Because the comedy I've done is to get to the audience, get them… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“For a man, he has to learn how to get along without a woman for periods of time. For a woman, she… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I make sure that my pictures are not too erotic and that they always have a trace of humor. I make sure… — Mel Ramos Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me. Why not? Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
